Friday, June 11, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/10

The Indians win a wild game to split the series with Boston, and today's game recap features:


  • Mitch Talbot, foot-shooter
  • Mitch Talbot needs a cutter
  • Andy Marte's return and subsequent (hopefully) departure
  • Adieu, Tofu Lou
  • Russ Branyan's mighty Circus Peanut Swing Redux
  • Jensen Lewis' surprising durability
  • The Rally
There are plenty of places to see bloop singles win the game, but only one place to read The B-List.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/9

Justin Masterson thoroughly throttles the BoSox, and today's game recap features:


  • Three things about Masterson's outing that may carry over
  • The Paper Cut Offense
  • Boof Bonser's infinite ERA
  • Joe Nelson takes his place on the list of Nelsons
  • Russ Branyan's mighty Circus Peanut Swing
  • Sympathy for Tofu Lou
  • Heads-up Jhonny Peralta (really!)
There are plenty of places to see Shin-Soo Choo walk three times, but only one place to read The B-List.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/8

The Indians drop another game due to Tim Wakefield's dominance, and today's game recap features:


  • David Huff's five good innings
  • David Huff's one atrocious inning
  • Confirmation Bias
  • As positive as "worthless" can be
  • Shin-Soo Choo's continuing lawsuit
  • Chris Perez with a mower
  • Russ Branyan didn't strike out!
There are plenty of places to see a the Indians not score runs, but only one place to read The B-List.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/7

The Indians give Victor Martinez a warm welcome by losing to his team, and today's game recap features:


  • Fausto Carmona's blindfolded knife-throwing act
  • Raffy Perez: lump
  • Hector Ambriz: lump
  • Frank Herrmann: Not a lump!
  • Your All-Star representative .... Austin Kearns?!
  • The surprising outfield comparison
  • Gratuitous bleeped-out swearing
There are plenty of places to see a Cleveland pitcher walk 6 guys (trust me), but only one place to read The B-List.

Monday, June 7, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/4 - 6/6

The Indians take 2 of 3 from their favorite team, and today's game recaps feature:


  • Justin Masterson wins!
  • Justin Masterson is infuriating anyway!
  • Plenty of blame to go around
  • Mitch Talbot should face Chicago more often
  • Luis Valbuena's surgence
  • The outfield chips in
  • Tofu Lou smash!
  • Why you should trade for Kerry Wood!
There are lots of places to watch Chicago's A.L. team lose, and that is a great thing, but only one place to read The B-List.