Friday, September 3, 2010

The B-List Lite: 9/2

The Shin-Soos Choo take the opener in Seattle, and the game recap features:
  • Josh Tomlin's Inning of Crap™
  • A comparison you'd probably I didn't make
  • Double Gloating Action
  • Tony Sipp's key skills
  • Chris Perez, strike-thrower
  • A drunken colobus monkey
  • Familiar faces doing familiar things
  • Tofu Lou is not impressed
There are lots of places to see an Inning of Crap™, but only one place to read The B-List.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

The B-List Lite: 9/1

The White Sox finish sweeping the Tribe with another late-inning win, and the game recap features:
  • Carlos Carrasco's start
  • Fundamental difference
  • Goofus and Gallant
  • The root of much evil
  • New Math
  • Jayson Nix: Not Jhonny Peralta
  • Shin-Soo Choo: Still Good
  • How hard is it to find a left fielder who can HIT?
There are lots of places to see homers play a pivotal role in an Indians game, but only one place to read The B-List.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The B-List Lite: 8/31

The Indians make a furious comeback to convert a 4-1 deficit into a 4-3 loss, and the game recap features:
  • A list of players more odious than A.J. Pierzynski
  • Justin Masterson's role
  • Justin Masterson's performance
  • Marln Brando watches Frank Herrmann pitch
  • Botching the comeback
  • Joe Smiff's vestibular region filled with Pop Rocks
  • Gorgonzola cheese
  • Shelley Duncan's milestone
There are lots of places to see homers play a pivotal role in an Indians game, but only one place to read The B-List.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The B-List Lite: 8/30

The Indians make a furious comeback to send a 6-3 game into extra innings, then make fans furious by blowing it 10-6, and the game recap features:
  • A brief treatise on the internal combustion engine
  • Mitch Talbot is filled with chocolate pudding
  • Wild Chris Perez
  • Joseph Conrad watches Raffy Perez pitch
  • Botching the comeback
  • A pterosaur in a Snuggie™
  • Travis Hafner's value
  • Jayson Nix' future and ejection
There are lots of places to see the White Sox bullpen stink, but only one place to read The B-List.

Monday, August 30, 2010

The B-List Lite: 8/27 - 8/29

The Indians take two of three from the Royals, and the game recaps feature:
  • The fifteen-run deluge!
  • Amazing Adventures in Base-Clogging (by the other team!)
  • Josh Tomlin's ordinariness
  • Jeanmar Gomez' encouragingness
  • Second-guessing for fun and no profit
  • Managerial Back-Patter
  • Digging the Long Ball
There are lots of places to see the Indians lose, but only one place to read The B-List.