Friday, June 25, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/24

Philadelphia completes its sweep with a nine-run rain-delayed gorefest, and today's game recap features:


  • Responsibly assigning responsibility for Fausto's runs
  • (to Fausto)
  • Long-winded ranting on Jayson Nix
  • (who stinks)
  • Farewell to Jensen Lewis
  • (who was bad, but is not the worst relief pitcher on the roster)
  • The dumbest rain delay in the world
  • A good day for Jason Donald
  • Flying monkeys
There are plenty of places to see more bad defense ... and offense ... but only one place to read The B-List.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/23

The Indians snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory, and today's game recap features:


  • Jake Westbrook blah blah blah
  • Smash-Soo Choo!
  • The quality of a leadoff hitter
  • Tony Sipp does not fold
  • Useless relievers and Chris Perez
  • Ducks on the Pond!
There are plenty of places to see the Indians give up homers, but only one place to read The B-List.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/22

The Indians lose to Jamie Moyer's Fountain of Old, and today's game recap features:


  • Jamie Moyer v. Mitch Talbot: Compare and Contrast
  • Similar pinch-hitters
  • Similar scoring opportunities
  • Similar closers
  • Similar offensive ineptitude
  • Managerial Second-Guessing
There are plenty of places to see the Indians not score runs, but only one place to read The B-List.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The B-List Lite: 6/18 - 6/20

The Indians drop 2 of 3 the the N.L.'s worst team, and today's game recaps feature:


  • 2/3rds of a ¡Fausto!
  • The Demise of David Huff
  • Kicking men when they're down
  • Infield Defense of Derision
  • Justin Masterson's excellence
  • Justin Masterson's self-inflicted wound
  • The good bullpen vs. the League of Chuckle Heads
  • Carlos Santana >>>>>>>>>>> Tofu Lou Marson
There are lots of places to watch two evenly-matched teams suck, but only one place to read The B-List.