The B-List Lite: 6/24

Philadelphia completes its sweep with a nine-run rain-delayed gorefest, and today's game recap features:

• Responsibly assigning responsibility for Fausto's runs
• (to Fausto)
• Long-winded ranting on Jayson Nix
• (who stinks)
• Farewell to Jensen Lewis
• (who was bad, but is not the worst relief pitcher on the roster)
• The dumbest rain delay in the world
• A good day for Jason Donald
• Flying monkeys

There are plenty of places to see more bad defense ... and offense ... but only one place to read The B-List.