The B-List Lite: 6/24

Philadelphia completes its sweep with a nine-run rain-delayed gorefest, and today's game recap features:

• Responsibly assigning responsibility for Fausto's runs
• (to Fausto)
• Long-winded ranting on Jayson Nix
• (who stinks)
• Farewell to Jensen Lewis
• (who was bad, but is not the worst relief pitcher on the roster)
• The dumbest rain delay in the world
• A good day for Jason Donald
• Flying monkeys

There are plenty of places to see more bad defense ... and offense ... but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 6/23

The Indians snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory, and today's game recap features:

• Jake Westbrook blah blah blah
• Smash-Soo Choo!
• The quality of a leadoff hitter
• Tony Sipp does not fold
• Useless relievers and Chris Perez
• Ducks on the Pond!

There are plenty of places to see the Indians give up homers, but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 6/22

The Indians lose to Jamie Moyer's Fountain of Old, and today's game recap features:

• Jamie Moyer v. Mitch Talbot: Compare and Contrast
• Similar pinch-hitters
• Similar scoring opportunities
• Similar closers
• Similar offensive ineptitude
• Managerial Second-Guessing

There are plenty of places to see the Indians not score runs, but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 6/18 - 6/20

The Indians drop 2 of 3 the the N.L.'s worst team, and today's game recaps feature:

• 2/3rds of a ¡Fausto!
• The Demise of David Huff
• Kicking men when they're down
• Infield Defense of Derision
• Justin Masterson's excellence
• Justin Masterson's self-inflicted wound
• The good bullpen vs. the League of Chuckle Heads
• Carlos Santana >>>>>>>>>>> Tofu Lou Marson

There are lots of places to watch two evenly-matched teams suck, but only one place to read The B-List.