The B-List Lite: 7/8

The Tribe loses opener in Tampa despite several Apocalyptic Signs, and today's game recap features:

• Jake Westbrook's excellent K:BB ratio
• Jake Westbrook's execrable home run pitches
• Signs of the Apocalype: Mike Brantley
• Signs of the Apocalype: Andy Marte
• Signs of the Apocalype: Carlos Santana bunts, Jason Donald fields
• Signs of the Ordinary: Most everything else
• Salient observation about LeBron James

There are not many places to see Mike Brantley hit a home run, but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 7/7

The Tribe loses the rubber match of the Texas series 4-3, and today's game recap features:

• Mitch Talbot's great and terrible movement
• Jayson Nix cannot be contained
• Carlos Santana: still good
• Bottom of the order: still bad
• Tony Sipp: good once again
• Manny Acta's objectionable baldness
• Managerial Head-Scratchers

There are lots of places to see the Tribe hit a home run and have it matter not one iota, but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 7/6

The Tribe drops a heartbreaker 12-1, and today's game recap features:

• Live weasels
• Coked-up Gila Monsters
• Very bad foul-catching technique
• Anderson Hernandez' 16th minute
• Michael Brantley, jack of no trades
• Nice hose!
• Pointless butchery

There are lots of places to see the Tribe hit a home run and have it matter not one iota, but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 7/5

The Tribe takes the opener in Texas 9-3, and today's game recap features:

• Aaron Laffeybuss
• Clutch relief strikeouts
• A proper application of replay
• Matt LaPorta's soft head
• Chicks dig the long ball
• Middle infielders with sticks
• Poor Austin Kearns' body

There are lots of places to see the Tribe hit a home run, but only one place to read The B-List.

The B-List Lite: 7/2 - 7/4

The Indians drop two of three to Oakland through feeble hitting, and today's game recaps feature:

• Shin-Soo Choo's injury
• The Replacement Players Plus Three
• Variant-free starting pitching
• Run-free relief pitching
• Jason Donald: steel glove, or stone hands?
• Clutch LaPorta
• Mike Redmond: not fast
• Fausto Carmona, All-Star!

There are lots of places to watch low-scoring games, but only one place to read The B-List.