The B-List Lite: 7/6

The Tribe drops a heartbreaker 12-1, and today's game recap features:

• Live weasels
• Coked-up Gila Monsters
• Very bad foul-catching technique
• Anderson Hernandez' 16th minute
• Michael Brantley, jack of no trades
• Nice hose!
• Pointless butchery

There are lots of places to see the Tribe hit a home run and have it matter not one iota, but only one place to read The B-List.