The B-List Lite: 5/24

The Indians drop one to the White Sox in suitably dismal fashion, and today's game recap features:

• Justin Masterson's Relentless March of Bad (tm)
• Lame lineups
• Absurd designated hitters
• Tofu Lou the Outlier (in a good way)
• Ducks on the Pond!
• The strange case of Jhonny Peralta and the Line Drive
• Jason Donald's Feast or Famine

There are plenty of places to see an Indian uncork three wild pitches, but only one place to read The B-List.