The B-List Lite: 7/8

The Tribe loses opener in Tampa despite several Apocalyptic Signs, and today's game recap features:

• Jake Westbrook's excellent K:BB ratio
• Jake Westbrook's execrable home run pitches
• Signs of the Apocalype: Mike Brantley
• Signs of the Apocalype: Andy Marte
• Signs of the Apocalype: Carlos Santana bunts, Jason Donald fields
• Signs of the Ordinary: Most everything else
• Salient observation about LeBron James

There are not many places to see Mike Brantley hit a home run, but only one place to read The B-List.