The B-List Lite: 8/10

The Tribe drop the opener to Bal'mer, and the game recap features:

• Justin Masterson's suggested future role
• Michael Brantley, leadoff hitter
• Jordan Brown, any hitter
• Frank Herrmann's 23rd minute
• A short treatise on the efficacy of Rule 5: "It's dumb"
• Homers!
• Winnie the Pooh and One Fish, Two Fish
• Managerial Head-Scratcher

There are lots of places to see a home run in an Indians game, but only one place to read The B-List.