Royals (11-7) 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5 8 1
W: Masterson (4-0) L: Hochevar (2-2) S: C. Perez (6)
Both teams’ pitchers combined to throw 144 pitches out of the strike zone for a 57% strike rate, which, on a scale from 1 to shitty, is shitty.
Manager: I know just what to do! Just get on base, and then it will be easier to get on base!
Supervisor: Well, just cut through the iron bark, and the inside of the tree will be much softer and easier to cut!
Four-pitch walk to worst hitter in world