The B-List Lite: 4/7

The Indians beat the White Sox 5-3 last night, and today's game recap features:

• Another look at Fausto Carmona's start
• Why Asdrubal Cabrera is a good choice for leadoff
• Clutch hitting
• Klutz hitting
• The horror of Mike Redmond "hitting"
• Why Juan Pierre is like a neon tetra
• Chris Perez and his theoretical fastball command
• Terror on the basepaths!
• Great Dionysus' colostomy bag

You may read other recaps, but none of them are The B-List. Joe Bob says, "Check it out."