The B-List Lite: 6/7

The Indians give Victor Martinez a warm welcome by losing to his team, and today's game recap features:

• Fausto Carmona's blindfolded knife-throwing act
• Raffy Perez: lump
• Hector Ambriz: lump
• Frank Herrmann: Not a lump!
• Your All-Star representative .... Austin Kearns?!
• The surprising outfield comparison
• Gratuitous bleeped-out swearing

There are plenty of places to see a Cleveland pitcher walk 6 guys (trust me), but only one place to read The B-List.