The B-List Lite: 4/12

The Indians lose their home opener, which is nothing new in that they've now lost THREE home openers (CHW, DET, CLE),  and today's game recap features:

• Fausto Carmona's continued success
• The inexplicable use of Chris Perez
• The inexplicable badness of Chris Perez
• Jamey Wright succeeds!
• Jamey Wright fails!
• Shin-Soo Choo activates his bat!
• Shin-Soo Choo deactivates his brain!
• How the Indians were dominated by Rangers relievers who had no business doing such a thing

There are lots of places to watch run-scoring wild pitches at a Cleveland game, but only one place to read The B-List.